In an unbelievable new twist to the ongoing news story about Michael Jackson meeting Elvis, one fan has found an amazing lifelike image of the king of pop on a piece of toast.The burnt bread can be found climbing up the rankings on pointless auction site ebay. It is believed gory souvenir hunters are responsible for the popularity of this item and similar items including a single white glove, which the seller claims has a crusty white stain that can be seen under UV light.
Since his death Michael Jackson now occupies every spot in every music chart in every country of the world - apart from Finland, where Eiffel 65 have been at number one for the last 10 years with "I'm Blue abu dabby doo (etc.)"
Experts believe the emergence of this piece of toast is a further sign that there are a lot of Michael Jackson fans who will be exploited by his demise.
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