Overcrowded Prisons - too many folk locked up
Obesity Crisis - we're all eating too much cake
Energy Shortage - either we need more batteries or a Nuclear Power Station or ten.
Now it seems to me the solution to all these problems is simple - get all the folk in the prisons on exercise bikes generating energy for the national grid - it will keep them slim and mean we don't need to start illegal wars for oil. Sorted.
Next time I'll sort out global warming...

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