BA cabin crew have announced they are to go on strike until a volcano erupting in Iceland stops and sorts itself out.
According to sources at BA staff are worried about getting ash in their hair and that it might get their nice planes all dirty.
A BA spokesman said "We don't want everyone looking out the window at an amazing natural phenomenon anyway - we want people to be focussed on enjoying our amazing customer service so they remember how sh*t by comparison Ryanair is."
BA staff have been joined in their action by all the other major carriers. They say they will resume normal service when that volcano thing sorts itself out and not before because it's being so naughty.
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